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ʙᴀʀᴏǫᴜᴇʜᴇᴀᴛ. ♥ ([personal profile] dickering) wrote in [community profile] c17h19no32015-02-22 08:57 pm
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fatallypricked: hamburger (a boxers kinda guy)

amen

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-03 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[God, the little shit's putty in Lupin's hands. How cute. At least he won't have to worry about this one too much, if he's this easy. He plays the usual card, the sweet smile and the little squeal of delight, wiggles a finger before his nose and tuts "don't make me get the newspaper"]

If you'd like to put it that way, sure. I thinking young enough to stubbornly hang on to that bone, and old enough to know what'll happen when you do.

[Avoid-y one, huh. Well, he can live with that. Lupin doesn't blame him. Ah, and definitely won't refuse the drink]
fatallypricked: hamburger (sure did get my ass kicked)

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-03 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
['She' accepts, her eyebrows raised in question and face honest and open (yeah right) and when he careens into completely unpredictable territory, Lupin makes a confused noise in the back of his throat.

this slick little bastard was totally gonna ask him out, and then he just pulled out? The nerve of this guy! Brushing off the fake advances of a fake lovely lady!

(why the fuck does he care, he won't ask himself)

'Her' expression settles into something knowing and perhaps a little judgmental.]


Why, keep poking until I find its defenses and stab at the competition, naturally. That's the only way in these parts. How about you?

[Obviously not PA or anything]
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fatallypricked: (not quite working out as planned)

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-03 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
[The next time he tries to get 'in' to this situation it's going to be broken off at the moment of breach by a particularly rough kegel. Go to church.

Hopefully they're prodding him in the ass. Lupin's expression turns no-nonsense, running on luke warm.]


It sounds like longing to me. Or masochism.

[or both. Ah, are his ears-- dick? is his dick ringing??]

Oh? Well you're a strapping young buck, I'm sure some of these old codgers can stand to have their attention slip if you bend down or something...

[How obvious

(this is exactly what you're doing Lupin)]
fatallypricked: (that noble brow)

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-04 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Amen. So say we all.

Ah, so he recognizes that aura? He's one tough cookie! Not totally gooey up there between the ears. Good to know. He blanches internally when that pointy chin touches him, though on the outside he merely lifts a hand to caress beneath his chin.]


Who said anything about the ladies? Though Madam Maryweather goes to those sorts of places all the time, she can teach the others allll about it! No, you'd have to go for the pool boy act. An edge? A distraction, at least. And it'd certainly anger their husbands.
fatallypricked: (smugtivity)

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-04 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Mine?

[He laughs, a genuine belly laugh, shaking his head. Husband? More like his naggy, cute wife in an apron and nothing but.

(mine)]


Like I said, he's not the sort to get jealous easily. He's a very giving kind of man. And he knows I, too, am a free spirit. He'll probably disapprove of you blinding everyone with your ass, though.

[Bats her eyelashes at him again, wicked, wicked red lips turned up at the edges, a toothy smile nearly splitting her face, wide enough to swallow him whole or tear him to bits.]

Who's to say you'll get it before I do~? I've been doing this a lot longer than you have, baby.

[This must be how Fujiko feels...]
fatallypricked: (prepare to be boarded)

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-04 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Dipping her head slightly, she turns her face, rogue blushed cheek brushing against him. Gross.

Oh, if only he knew. Not quite a don, but a guard dog turning his nose up at the scraps and biting the tails off the little yapping rookies that get too close to his den. He doesn't even swat deserving dumbasses with his precious hat.]


Pall Malls, actually. He smokes those. And his face is really, really handsome. He tries so hard not to make faces when I kiss him but, well...

[His smile turns all soft again, for a quarter of a second, before the teeth are back, ready to line Baroqueheat's throat if need be.]

I don't think it'll be much of a race, since all you'll be privy to is the sight of my dust in the distance.
fatallypricked: (things are looking up lupin)

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-04 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Giggling lowly at the whistle, he plays at being shy, shoulders wiggling beneath him before they settle, her against him. She taps a finger against her own chin, as if really considering this.]

Hmmm...you are definitely the kiss and tell kind of guy~ But am I really a challenge if my husband won't get jealous? Besides, I know you'll taste different. Worlds different.

[She rolls her eyes playfully. God, the nerve of this brat. Does he really think he's going to get one up on the Master Thief? No, he thinks he's going to get one up on this possible dominatrix wife of a possible mob don. Fat chance.]

All's fair in love and loot, darling boy. If you can't handle the heat, stay in the back during dodge ball.
fatallypricked: narben (saw pop's asscrack)

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-05 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay the ass squeeze definitely garners some volume that turns a few eyes their way, and Lupin jumps about 5 inches in the air, coincidentally the same length of Baroqueheat's dick, and when he lands, turns wide eyes and red cheeks on the Brat, bosom in a flutter.

Gross! Fucking gross! He's going to have to squeeze Jigen's butt twenty times to forget this incident. SICK. Of course all she does is reach over and swat him too hard on the ass, squealing--]


You're so bad~ No, I don't want to make him jealous that much. As fun as it is to see his little faces and then make up, and as much as I know he'll forgive me...I don't want him to burn dinner next time.

[His gaze is drawn to whatever Baroqueheat's looking at-- it's the clock. It's almost show time!]

Will you at least leave me with your name before I extinguish you?
fatallypricked: narben (hongrey like the wolf)

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-05 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
[What the fuck hasn't Jigen's ass done?! It's directly responsible for what's happening in the now. It's gonna get thirty squeezes at this rate. Lupin's going to wash his hand with acid.]

But the only wolf here I see is this She-Wolf, right here. Now, there's a pup before me, nipping. Could he be whom you're referring? [Accentuated with a toothy grin of her own]

[BARON OB- that's actually a good one. Lupin chuffs a laugh, fingers pluck a fold of his dress, right at the knee, and does a little curtsy.]


It's nice to make your acquaintance, your lordship. Your little princess is truly a wordsmith!

[and a firecracker, probably. Good. Those types keep 'em on their toes.]
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[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-05 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
[BEFORE! Good god, he knows how to handle treasure, you know! (a line like that'll get him laid, right)

Lupin leans in, and a manicured nail taps Baroqueheat lightly on the tip of his nose.

He sure tries to think inside the coot- box doesn't he. Expected as his thinking is.]


Kittens, actually. With collars made of sapphires.

[He really loves his "princess" doesn't he? Lupin has to wonder just what type of woman would put up with an idiot blowhard like this.

(There's probably a high pitched little squeak of a sneeze from somewhere in the distance)

Lupin smiles.]


I think you could do a little better-- with rubies. Leave the real pickings to the pros. Rubies would suit your little princess best, I think.
fatallypricked: (that noble brow)

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-06 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Too bad you don't know for sure if I have a whip or not.

[Yeah this must be how Fujiko feels...so powerful and sleek. Not that he isn't either of these things! Should he get a really tight catsuit? Would Fujiko like that they match? Would Jigen? Would he pull it off with his teeth? Their thoughts are so similar it's disgusting.]

You should accept the place you've made for yourself. Keep fighting, but don't ever go back...you'll probably wind up with crocodile tears and a strip search~

[that's almost sweet...almost.] Perhaps you should put her in school so she can be near diamonds her own age instead of perverts-- excuse me, protective guard dogs?
fatallypricked: (prepare to be boarded)

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-06 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[THE TWO OF THEM AT ONCE?!?! Holy shit, dude, don't give Lupin a heart attack with a boner. Do you want the EMT to get their eye poked out? They need that to save lives. Can't all of them wear cat suits? That'll solve everyone's outstanding problems.

Yeah the asshole smirk is quite telling, which is why Lupin narrows his eyes.]


I'm afraid the two of you are going to be sorely disappointed and possibly sore in the morning after I'm through~ You will be, mostly. I'll be nothing but nice to her. Maybe we'll have tea and talk about you?

[deadpanned]

Don't use fisherman's knots, then, or your noose won't be so comfortable.

[he would know. He hopes she does tie this asshole up by his balls, what the fuck kind of guardian is he?!]

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fatallypricked: (introspective? you?)

[personal profile] fatallypricked 2015-03-07 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[no thanks he'd rather just have someone fondle them gently and lovingly...pointed look @ Fujiko or Jigen.

Well he should look on the brightside, Lupin is: there's no possible, conceivable way his ass is getting out of this unscathed. Lupin's accepted it, it's about time Hi-tan did. His ass is on target no matter what happens. It's doomed.

No promises. At all.]


You know, it's really sweet how you're trying so hard...and I won't ask you to give up...I just ask you not to cry too loudly when I walk away with it, okay? It'll make my husband feel bad.

[Gently lays a hand on his arm and gives him a doe eyed look, a soft look, like she actually gives a fuck.]

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