[ private movie screenings. ]
[ When working with Arsène Lupin the Third, the one thing to always remember is that the man is, in a word, unpredictable. It's a running constant, the one common thread that weaves all of his actions together to form their ever-expanding, staggeringly elaborate tapestry of adventures. Unshakable, unbreakable, unstoppable: that's Lupin, and Jigen honestly has no idea what he'd been expecting when his partner'd walked up to him that morning, swaying lightly on the balls of his feet to an invisible tune, hands in his pockets like he'd just pilfered something of Jigen's that Jigen would be exceedingly angry about later.
In reality, though, what'd come out of Lupin's mouth was a simple, disarming:
"Wanna go see a movie?"
Delivered with all the coyness of a boy asking someone out on a first date, complete with exaggerated fidgeting and an "aw-shucks" pout that'd distinctly rubbed Jigen the wrong way.
"No", he'd replied with finality, and he'd thought that that would be that...
...but here he is now, bag of freshly-made caramel corn tucked under one arm, peering into a cozy home theater that would comfortably seat a crowd of thirty.
He feels like he's been conned into this.
He probably has.
But being the painstakingly conscientious man that he is, disgustingly true to his word once he's given it, Jigen settles into one of the surprisingly plush chairs in the middle of the room and throws his feet up, resting the heel of his new shoes onto the back of the seat in front of him. If he's doing this, he's in it for the long haul. ]
What did you say we were watching, Lupin?

im so sorry
So gasping and groaning, he pushes himself up using Jigen and the wall so he can crane his neck up and crush their mouths together, one foot touches the floor so he can remain steady (as much as he trusts his partner with his life and balance).
That other clingy leg? Pulls Jigen's hips in]
youre not sorry at all!!!!!!!
The muffled sound of protest is just that, muffled, an incomprehensible jumble that gets lost in the thud of one forearm bracing itself against the wall, crushing Lupin into himself while maintaining balance.
He glares through his curtain of hair, a warning that says you're such a fucking piece of shit and you're so fucked, in more ways than one. ]
you're right i'm not sorry in the slightest
A sliver of those dark pupils are witness to the burning glare he's getting, Lupin's mouth curves over Jigen's before opening to lick the seam of the other's lips, fingers curled around the back of his neck.
I've got you right where I want you, as usual. Just shut up and enjoy your birthday the smile seems to say.]
this indecency
His shoulder angel whispers in his ear to let Lupin go and drop him, let the infant get rug burns on his ass and cry all the way home while his boxers ride up his buttcrack. His shoulder devil agrees that that would be a pretty fucking hilarious thing to have happen, but also reminds Jigen, as only shoulder devils can, that despite his willingness to leave Lupin in the dust, he loves the guy.
Ugh.
Releasing his stupid shitty partner from the threat of squeezy hell, Jigen hauls him up higher against the wall with his hips, grinding up with his upper body still held in position with one arm. He turns his head to the side to avoid eye contact this time around, but his sullen profile should speak volumes: I can't believe you. ]
the indecency conSPIRACY
He makes a little sound of loss when Jigen turns, and upon seeing the sullenness in his very form (my, he's so talented!), he chuffs out a laugh, truly fond and warm. Craning head in, he plants his lips on the side of Jigen's neck, then the other. Then slightly chapped lips brush against Jigen's beard, then lower, sucking a loud, blossoming mark beneath cute little ear]
Cheer up, sour puss. "Who are you?" "Someone who loves you~"
[He makes a great Princess Leia, right]
excuse me... you did this to this thread
[ As if he would. The word "love" rolls over him and settles somewhere in his gut for future reflection (not now, he's too embarrassed by how much of an embarrassment he is), contemplation cut off with a swift follow-up kiss and a tug of pants against waistline again. He should never make promises that he can break so easily. ]
look here dont point ur fingers at me!! these things happen, boners happen
Aye-aye, soursir.
[He'd even offer his partner a cheeky salute but Lupin's too busy with Jigen's mouth on his, warm and inviting, and also with the palmful of prime gunman's ass he's gotten ahold of to tug him further into his own heat]
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Jigen is quiet, methodical in tugging Lupin's pants down and letting them actually drop to the floor this time. Practical before suave, practiced but retaining some clumsiness; the hand that'd been placed gently by the small of Lupin's back draws up (hoping that the thief can hold his own weight for now), a thumb swipes the corner of Lupin's mouth as Jigen breaks the kiss, following the motion with an index finger that slips between still-parted lips and rubs against the tip of his partner's tongue. ]
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Not even when he groans around his finger and simultaneously drags Jigen's pants down past his ass, hopefully no seams were torn in the making of this vulgar display, even more so when deft hands once more mold perfectly against the gunman's ass, squeezing in tandem with his mouth.]
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We're screwed if someone comes in, you know that.
[ Some poor sap wanting to see some other shitty action flick, walking in to this happening in the aisle. Jigen laughs again, exasperated but resigned, the voice of reason tucked away for now to pay a little attention to his stupid, endearing partner who sets up the stupidest ruses for him that he didn't even ask for.
The wet finger draws itself out of a warm mouth, drags itself over similarly-wet lips. He'd always fancied himself to be abstemious, but he's already hard and making his arousal apparent in the rock of his hips, in the drag of his hardon against Lupin's inner thigh. ]
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I'm pretty sure we were screwed way before this but details, shmetails.
[Jigen's laugh fans out, all warm and affectionate, and a new warmth bubbles in Lupin's chest, almost too much to contain in his entire being, like he could burst from just hearing the sound of Jigen's rumble of laughter, that old idiot will be an idiot.
Lips part to reveal teeth that playfully nip at those wet retreating fingers. A shaky exhale escapes him as Jigen rocks against him, hardon more than damn apparent, already making him ache with every dangerous roll against his thigh, with every arch of pressure against his own. Lupin sighs against Jigen, rests his temple against the gunman's while he pulls him in by the round of his ass and keeps him there for a change, pressed hard against his need]
Jigen...
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It's my birthday, right.
[ A low growl, the question posed more rhetorical than anything else. He doesn't even care anymore— it's an excuse, a convenient way to say "I want you" and to have a reason that's not just blind (he's transparent, though). One hand lingers on Lupin's cheek and tilts the thief's face to fit into the curve of his neck, the other steals down to circle rough hands around the jut of Lupin's hip and then down, down to his cock. ]
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But it's probably the hand on his cheek that lingers the most, not just the warmth of that touch, but it fills a space inside him that's too big to measure, too vast to touch with fingertips except in all these little snatches that catch up to them like this...His smile all but splits his face in the curve of Jigen's neck, giving way to teeth again, lips following a featherlight trail over his throat.
In a voice that quivers, he sings:] That's right, big boy~! The cake is yours.
[Encouragingly, one hand snakes around to return the favor, fingers circled around the base of Jigen's cock, cradled in his palm]
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...happy birthday my gunslinger... [Lupin sings huskily, eyes feverishly bright beneath the florescents]
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Loudest goddamn cake I've ever seen.
[ One hand still pumping at Lupin's cock, the other follows in rhythm while Jigen busies himself with the curve of his partner's jaw, refraining from leaving a mark (he never does) but giving it the attention he only gives to extensions of himself, his magnum and his hat, things he can never separate from his identity if he tried. ]
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It was either this or jump out of it naked. I know you're not the sharing kind, kyaaa~ You want me all to yourself.
[He hums and murmurs something under his breath, face turned to allot Jigen all kinds of room, fingers curved around Jigen's dick and tugging just a smidgen faster]
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Yeah, right. I'm the one that has to stand around while you always get yourself in some trouble because of a woman.
[ Don't think he can't share you, Lupin the Third: he likes you the most when you're flying free. But the (attempted) edge comes out of his voice the moment he feels those fingers on him, steady with his heartbeat, and he bites back a soft nn, disguises his obvious arousal by starting to work Lupin a little faster, trying to slip in another finger. ]
Don't get so impatient.
[ He manages under a groan, and whether or not that's directed at his parter or himself is up for debate: his knees shake, tangibly, and his fingers go taut at the joints inside Lupin. ]
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He turns his head to catch Jigen's mouth in an open mouthed kiss, and another and another and--hums softly]
You wanna know one of my favorite parts? Seeing you grumble when that happens. Knowing you'll still be there at the end.
[He tightens his fingers around Jigen, alternates between something softer and the tightness of the circle of his hand, picks up the pace to meet his partners', fingers curled and insistent]
I can't help it...you're-- [he trails off, eyes too bright]
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I can leave anytime I want.
[ He says, knowing full well that he's playing into that hand again— showing Lupin that "grumble". The fingers already inside scissor once, twice, before pulling out carefully in a silent inquiry: can I.
Are they going to be able to leave this place through the front door, probably not; the emergency exits are appealing, appropriately seedy in the way they cast redlight-district orange over the both of them. Jigen nudges the side of Lupin's head with his own, a cat bumping into a particularly beloved ankle. ]
how does the human body work how does human flexibility work
One hand braces a broad shoulder for leverage so he can rock up onto his toes, knee hooked wide over Jigen's hip and tugging insistently; Lupin pumps Jigen's cock a few more times before he guides it to the crack of his ass, teases them both by rubbing it against the cleft, slick, but never quite inside. Then, he gives the first push of his hips down.
When he speaks his voice is raw, trembles like his legs, like his heart slamming into his ribcage]
True. But you'll always come back to me.
[Lupin nuzzles the side of Jigen's face with his own, a purr practically rumbles in his chest]
things i ask myself every day tbh... do i ever know what i'm doing
Don't say things that you know already.
[ A breathless laugh as he feels Lupin gripping at him, feels his partner with every square millimeter of his body. Driving Lupin's back up against the carpeted wall, he rocks them with the force of his hips, feels his toes curl inside his shoes with every rise and fall. He knows Lupin is going to have finger-shaped bruises on his waist and ass tomorrow, half-crescent nail marks beside bullet scars that Jigen might trace with his lips later— for now, he's too busy concentrating on that connection, that searing heat that he grinds into and tries to lose himself in. ]
nonono that was good that was DAMN good, you know, you know it in your heart cause WHOA
His voice is wrecked when he sucks in a much needed gulp of air around a choked gasp, he keens--]
What do you wan-want me to say, then? [There's a nnnnn that follows a particularly rough twist of his hips, which has him slip just the teensiest bits along the wall, fingers dug into Jigen's back] Tell me what you want me to say, big birthday boy~
[his eyes are dark when he pulls away to look at Jigen, wicked dark, black pools, and he grinds up, his cock leaves a messy smear across Jigen's shirt]
IT'S ONLY BECAUSE UR SO GOOD, I STRIVE TO MATCH
The phrase "fucking someone into the wall" is apt here, the motion of his hips shifting from shoving to pounding as he chases that one spot that he knows he can hit to make Lupin shake. He's fine with letting his defenses crumble, but if there's one thing he's learned from Lupin, it's that life is full of give-and-takes; if he's going to be coerced, he wants to see his partner melt.
Drawing gyrating hips closer, Jigen buries himself as deep as he can get in their current position, his back teeth gritting in the wave of electricity that follows the push. ]
Stop trying to rile me up.
[ He chuckles, a low rumble of bass that sounds almost exhilarated; Lupin should know that he doesn't need to say anything, those noises and his name on Lupin's tongue is enough. ]
i swear to jesus, Freshy
Jigen...! Mon chou, mon seul trésor...
[Lupin chants like this, over and over accompanied by gasps and guttural moans. He's melting, he's going to melt into a smear of come, elastic and eyebrows right into this carpeted wall, and there's nothing he can do about it-- there's nothing he wants to do about it. He simultaneously drops the weight of his hips while hauling his legs higher around Jigen, the angle makes him gasp and a high octave of a whine drops from his mouth as lips seek the gunman's, his fingers scrub down along his back, digging beneath the fabric along each plane of muscle and bone, right down his spine as if he could tear him open and fill him with purpose.]
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(He'd say something about how he doesn't need any of that, how he doesn't need to be told or need to have it spelled out for him, how he doesn't need to be Lupin's treasure but he's alright with having to be stolen once in a while— he'd say something about how he'd steal the entire world, bit by bit, if Lupin suggested that they should, they can. How he'd drive that yellow Fiat, push flat tires and broken-down axles across continents if Lupin gave the word.
How he appreciates it, that Lupin looks for things to give him.
How he's glad he's here, birthday or not.
He doesn't say any of it, because he's sure Lupin already knows.)
Their mouths stay locked, and Jigen breathes into Lupin's mouth when his partner inhales, takes in the air that Lupin exhales. His bruise-inducing grip shifts, hands held tight on either side of the thief's ass to pull him further into himself so Jigen can feel every inch of him clamping on and around; a moment passes where he thinks about coming inside Lupin and marking him for the day, but they still need to get home. He bypasses it, electing instead to keep working at his partner, canines brushing an affectionate bite to a lower lip, chest rubbing against chest through a disheveled shirt. His expression is impossibly soft under the carpeting of his hair, eyes narrowed in fondness where he thinks Lupin can't see, his voice stifled so he can hear Lupin's better. ]
its like that jesus take the wheel meme except he left us careening towards a cliff
He doesn't say things like this (just) to see Jigen blush or huff, not to embarrass him or shine the spotlight on the man content with the shadows of his back, the lines of his shoulders and the seat of their Fiat squeaking beneath him. And not even because he knows he can kinda get away with it (mostly). It's because he knows Jigen's right there with him, always, no matter how many times they're betrayed or how many times the damn jewels fall from the sky right out of his hands-- He knows. Jigen doesn't ask for much, not for enough, but Lupin can at least give him these clear blue skies and the wind at his back, the barrel of guns locked on his back and the electric shock of this beneath his fingers.
A pink tongue curls around Jigen's, slowly stroked as slow as the fingers at the back of Jigen's neck. He's throbbing hot inside Lupin, a throb he feels to the enamel of his goddamn teeth, in time with his own cock jerking, wet, between them. He ruts up against Jigen, for more of that addition he can never get enough of, and he can already feel himself clenching down hard around Jigen every time he thrusts himself down.
Between the groans and the whimpers, he doesn't stay silent for a moment.]
jesus took that wheel and spun us right down the cliff where we belong
right round round round
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