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[ levi has no idea how junko manages to get him to do anything.
he doesn't understand it, doesn't really get why he's ended up in her room full of clothes and pink and makeup, how he's managed to find himself standing with his arms crossed next to her bedside dresser, eyeing a hairclip with an egregiously large black and white bear pasted onto it with all the enthusiasm of someone who might as well be standing in a nest full of poisonous vipers.
he doesn't get her, and he doesn't get why he's doing this, why he humors her at all.
--maybe it's masochism. he's self-aware to acknowledge that much.
he has his boots off (at her ridiculous request, something about japan and taking shoes off??? what), bare feet tapping at carpet, impatiently. ]
What the hell is this about.
[ if only you knew, levi ]
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Ah.
You didn't get the memo? [ You already asked her this with your body language Levi she's not gonna deal with you asking a second time. ]
Quick! Pink, green, or black?
2/2
[ Amazing! Incredible! So life changing! She decided for you from being knee deep into her closet, trying to grab at a specific pair for god knows how long. And what she pulls out can shock any man.
Ah, but that isn't the case!! Right!! ]
Don't these scream you?
[ HER EYES ARE SPARKLING you can't deny this face. She's going to turn around and crawl from her closet with the shoes in hand. ] Hurry, go put these on right now!
1/3?!
Black is fine.
[ this is the flat response to her first question, as if suggesting something modest would get him out of a potentially disastrous situation. ]
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...
3/3
Are you fucking blind.
[ HE'LL JUST
STAY HERE, AGAINST THIS WALL, AND NOT MOVE ]
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D'you want crocs instead? I can totally get those!
[ She waves the pair a bit more than necessary before throwing them at the general direction of the other. ]
Okay, okay, how about these? [ Flashing this pair she quickly grabbed from behind the door. ] They're still cute but scream grumpy.
Like you're too good to wear pink!
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[ it's a gross exaggeration, but it's his assessment regarding her wardrobe-- horribly impractical, and with an excess of stupid shit. he just...doesn't understand it...
he eyes the shoes, scoffs a little. ]
And what's the point of all this.
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You asked that before.
[ Is all she says regarding that. Good luck getting any obvious answer from her right now. ]
Just cut loose, y'know! You're.... [ A rather long pause here-- she was about to say young but even she's neglected to find out his age. ] .......alive! I'll even throw in some shirts and jackets to match, what do ya say?
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[ THIS IS WHAT HE SAYS!!! but he looks patiently resigned, almost like he feels sorry for her-- it must be so hard, being brainless, this is what his deadpan seems to say.
but since he's just... standing there like a potted plant, he decides to come on over to inspect the shoes from a closer vantage point, looking unimpressed the whole time. ]
Do you really expect me to put this shit on?
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By the time he walks over the shoes are simply left on the floor and she's back to crawling into her closet. ] Well you've obviously humored me enough by coming in here, so yeah, probably.
But don't think this event is over just yet!
[ She reasons, looking back to flash her signature smile. ] Besides, wouldn't you like to feel taller than me for once? I'm doing you a favor by letting you experience a whole new world!
Ha ha! LMFAO! You could probably reach the top cupboard!
WHY DID MY MUSEBOX NOT GIVE ME NOTIFS JFC
--no, she lost him the moment she used 'LMFAO' ]
Why the hell would I need these stupid platform shoes.
[ platform shoes... ]
I can use a stool.
[ not contesting the being hideously short bit, ty levi ]
it's because you're so tiny you couldn't see it--
If you want, I can try something on that's tooottaaaally out of character for me, too! That way you won't feel alone, or probably as petite.
And FYI, they're called heels.
CLEARLY IT'S BECAUSE MY MUSEBOX HATES ME...despair
he's actually not seeing any pros, but on one hand: this is a good way to see how much patience he has. ]
If I wear those, will you shut up.
[ this is such wishful thinking...
but!! at the same time, he's actually looking at those shoes as if he will possibly wear them. PIGS MAY FLY, TOMORROW. ]
(*≧▽≦)⌒ ♡ laughs at your despair
[ SPARKLE SPARKLE ]
I will don't worry! I'll be as silent as a mime and only talk when you want me to!
TAGS YOU A MILLION YEARS LATER
Not a word out of you.
[ junko, you have to promise...! ]
then I guess I'm a ghost that's playing a dead person--
She uses a paw to push the heels towards the other, tilting the bear's head to look up at Levi, clearly expecting him to hold up his end of the bargain. ]
M. Night Shyamalan twists
so he sticks his feet in one heel, and then the other, and
promptly teeters like he's gonna fall, once, twice--
--and then holds his balance like he's grappled onto something with his 3DMG. you go, lance corporal, you go!!
there's a short exhale, like that was an ordeal, and he turns his head to look at junko as he keeps his balance. ]
There.
[ THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS IN HEELS... ]
what a twist ﾍ(ﾟ∀ﾟ*)ﾉ
She stands, considerably shorter than the other now, marching around the room as if she wants him to mimic her. ]